Iron Man if You Spray Me Again and Im Not on Fire

• Tony'due south response for existence called equally "Da Vinci of our time"?

  "Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint."

  • Earlier that, when Everhart had just arrived to interview Tony, Tony didn't look at her before Happy Hogan told him "She's beautiful". It looks like information technology's already Hogan's duty to check up on an unknown or new girl who chases Tony for anything so Tony can decide whether he would greet the girl or non.
• Discussing Pepper's birthday:

  Tony: I don't similar it when yous have plans.
  Pepper: I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday.
  Tony: Your altogether?
  Pepper: Yeah.
  Tony: I knew that... already?
  Pepper: Yep, information technology'due south strange, isn't it? It's just the aforementioned solar day as final year.

• Earlier all hell breaks loose, Tony's chat with the airmen in the Jeep.

  "I don't desire to meet this on your MySpace Page. Please, no gang signs... No, throw it up, I'chiliad kidding."
  "Yep peace, I love peace! I'd be out of a job with peace..."

  • Too at the start:

    Soldier: Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with last yr'south Maxim cover models?
    Tony Stark: That is an splendid question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling disharmonize just fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.

• When the unit he's transported by is wiped out and Tony has to survive all hell breaking loose briefly, a missile slams into the basis adjacent to him with a delayed detonation accuse. One of his own Stark Industries missiles. Tony's responding expression is a swift mix of You lot Take GOT to Be Kidding Me! and Oh, Crap! before he tries to dive abroad from the subsequent explosion.
• Likewise also at the get-go:

  Tony: I'm sorry, this is the Funvee. The Humdrumvee is over there.

  • The Brick Joke is that when Tony is reunited with Rhodey, haggard, injured and near complete exhaustion, Rhodey's first words are, "How was the funvee?"
    • Given how close the two are, and that this is exactly the kind of thing Tony would say in the state of affairs, he chuckles, finding information technology Actually Pretty Funny.
• During Tony's escape from the Afghanistan caves, he gets his gauntlet jammed in a rock face when trying to take out a soldier. Some other 1 sees an opportunity for a Boom, Headshot!. He walks right up beside Tony for point blank aiming and... the bullet ricochets off Tony'due south helmet, and back into the gunman's head.
  • And Tony turns effectually as if to say 'What was that? A twig?'
  • Only before the escape some of the guards demand to know what Tony and Yinsen are doing. Despite the tense situation, or perhaps because of it, this exchange stands out.

    Tony: [hears the guards yelling] Say something!
    Yinsen: He's speaking Hungarian. I don't know Hungarian!

    • And the best is that non merely the guard is actually yelling in (grammatically incorrect) Hungarian simply in the movie's Hungarian dub, the baby-sit is speaking Polish instead!
  • 1 part in his escape, the terrorists battlement the door leaving i of their men behind. Said human being is screaming and knocking and begging to be permit out as Tony advances on him slowly.
  • Tony's escape ends with him literally rocketing out of the exploding terrorist camp, just for the rocket boots to crap out mid-flight. He survives the landing unharmed, and is left half-buried in the sand.

  Tony: [mazed and shaking off pieces of the suit] Dandy.

• Pepper talking with the reporter who Tony slept with and subsequently dumped.
  • Besides this scene:

    Pepper: I actually don't remember that you could tie your shoes without me.
    Tony: I'd make information technology a week.
    Pepper: Oh really? What's your social security number?
    [long pause]
    Tony: ...five.

• As Tony enters the commencement press conference, Obadiah Stane asks him if he has another cheeseburger, since he wanted information technology to expect like he was glad Tony was back, simply for the camera'southward sake. Even funnier, Tony says information technology's his last one, then pulls another out of his suit pocket and starts munching. He even eats it during said printing conference.
  • The elementary fact that the first thing he wanted upon returning was "an American cheeseburger". He also wanted to hold a press conference, only "cheeseburger first".
• Tony's various attempts at learning how to piece of work his adapt.
  • He starts off with foot thrusters at 10% capacity, which causes him to blast off like he'd been shot out of a cannon, so slamming into the ceiling of his garage. And then he gets doused in fire extinguisher by Dum-East.

    Tony: Okay, allow's beginning things off dainty and piece of cake, run into if 10 per centum thrust capacity achieves lift. In three... 2... i...
    [WHAM!]

  • And then there's the bit merely after that where he's designing the stabilizers.

    Pepper: I thought you lot said you were done making weapons.
    Tony: It isn't. This is a flying stabilizer. It'due south completely harmless..
    [The stabilizer shoots a blast of energy that knocks him onto his back]
    Tony: [off-screen] I didn't wait that.

  • Before starting the tests with the stabilizers, he chews out Dum-Eastward.

    Tony: If you dunk me once more and I'm not on fire, I'm donating y'all to a city college.

    • Dum-Due east drops his "head" as if acknowledging that this would be a Fate Worse than Death for him.
    • The test with 1% power to the stabilizers goes off without a hitch, while Dum-Eastward follows Tony's motion. He'south non besides satisfied.
  • Flying with stabilizers (and the thrust capacity at 2.5%) goes a lot better than during the first exam, merely still not exactly well. Tony tin can barely control his movements, leading him to migrate out of the testing area, about crashing into his own automobile(southward) and sending papers flying everywhere every bit he hovers over his desk. All the while making increasingly panicked noises.

    Tony: Okay, this is where I don't wanna be!

    • When he sees Dum-E gearing up to spray him once again after he lands, he responds exactly like a parent seeing their toddler trying to stick an insect in their oral fissure.

      Tony: NO, AH AH AH AH!

• Tony in the Mark Ii suit turning off the repulsors, then falling through the roof, pianoforte, and one of his cars. Cue Dum-E dousing him with fire extinguisher. Afterward a moment of stillness, Tony slowly lets his head fall back, as if wondering what to practice about this and and so deciding to just let it happen.
• The great unsung comedy moment of the film, due entirely to Robert Downey Jr.'s bright deadpan delivery:

  Party Girl: Hey, Tony, remember me?

  Tony: Certain don't.

  • The best office is that he doesn't fifty-fifty terminate walking or turn to expect at her equally he says it.
• When Tony shows up at the political party and he thinks he sees Hugh Hefner and pats him on the dorsum, only for "Hef" to turn effectually and be Stan Lee.
  • Backside-the-Scenes example. Stan Lee once said that while filming, he kept accidentally smacking one of the women adjacent to him with the pipe in his rima oris.
• Tony's reaction to Pepper seeing him being peeled out of the Mark Iii armor.
  • And when Pepper walks in and asks, all of the machines who've been helping Tony in peeled out the armor abruptly stops moving equally if maxim "Oh shit, we've been found out!"
  • Better nevertheless, the dialogue between Tony and JARVIS while they're trying (off-screen) to remove the former's suit.

    JARVIS: Well, it is a tight fit, sir...
    Tony: Ow!
    JARVIS: Sir, the more yous struggle, the more this is going to hurt.
    Tony: Exist gentle, this is my first time.

• Ii words: "Icing problem?"
  • "Might wanna look into it." *clonk*
  • Much of the flight to the upper atmosphere is filled with dramatic updates from JARVIS about the arrange'due south remaining power supply, to which Tony basically tells him to close upward since he'southward being a Captain Obvious. When JARVIS finally chimes in "ii%" later the *clonk* above, he sounds like a petty child scared that his dad is gonna yell at him.
• A brief moment during the concluding fight scene. Tony's just started getting out of his adjust, thinking that he's won and he tin can take it off, when Stane appears behind him. He turns and lifts his manus to deliver a repulsor blast... only to find that he'due south already taken the armored glove off of information technology and his hand is bare. He actually turns his palm to stare incredulously at information technology for a 2nd earlier getting slammed in the face.
• "TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A Cavern! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!" "Well, I'm pitiful... I'm not Tony Stark."
  • For extra funny point, in case you detect in a blink-and-y'all'll-miss-information technology, Obadiah's necktie jumped when he started yelling.

  Youtuber #1: His tie jumped when he started yelling.
  Youtuber #two: The tie was in his way and paid the price.

  • Some fanons tend to alter the scientist's response to a Comically Missing the Point variant: "Well, I'm sorry, I don't have a cavern with a box of scraps."
  • The scientist is as well Ralphie from A Christmas Story.
  • What makes this infinitely better is that the scientist returns in a pivotal function for Spider-Man: Far From Habitation, meaning that this guy is the merely grapheme to have appeared in the very first flick of the MCU, then got Put on a Coach all the way until the very end of the Infinity Saga. There's a Brick Joke, and then there's a Brick Grapheme!
• Whiplash one, the magnificently deadpan F-22 airplane pilot.

  Whiplash 1: Ballroom, this is Whiplash 1, I've got the bogey in my sights.

  Rhodes: Whiplash i, what is information technology?

• The lilliputian substitution between Coulson and Pepper while they infiltrate Sector sixteen.

  Pepper: Oh, what is that, some kind of device to choice the lock?
  Coulson: Y'all might want to stride dorsum...

  • Pepper then turns around and covers her ears in expectation of a huge bang, merely for the lock to blow in a pocket-size "poof."
  • Also before that, when he took the device from his teammates, Coulson does it without even looking at said teammate or any other guys there as if to show they're already used to doing this. Later that, Coulson and other agents turn their back from the door while waiting for the device to "explode". During that time, their expressions are only like... they usually are.
• A dying Tony has but failed to grab the paradigm Arc Reactor that Pepper saved and had monogrammed, and is lying there, beaten... until Dum-E casually lowers information technology into frame. Doubles as a CMOH.

  Tony: Proficient male child...

• The scene where Pepper swaps out Tony'south Arc Reactor for the upgraded model. Particularly this line:
  • Throughout the scene, it'due south unsure whether Tony is existence dissonantly at-home or merely sarcastic every bit usual. On the other hand, Pepper just panicked in about of the scene.
• Towards the climax of the film, Tony rushes to where Pepper is in his armor, since Obadiah is in that location and is about to start wreaking havoc. Rhodey, left behind, looks at a spare armor for an instant and considers taking it into battle himself.

  Rhodey: Adjacent time, baby.

• Tony Stark suggests excusing the standoff between the Fe Man suit and an shipping as a training exercise.

  Tony: Training exercise. Isn't that the usual B.S.?
  Rhodey: It'due south not that simple. [Gilligan Cut] An unfortunate training exercise involving an F-22 Raptor occurred yesterday. I am pleased to report that the pilot was non injured...

• At the finish of the film, just before the press conference, Tony and Pepper finally talk about their Nearly Kiss at the party. Pepper at first seems bashful about it, making certain that he's talking near the dark where they danced and went upward on the roof and he went to get her a drink...and never came back, leaving her up there alone. Especially funny is how the swelling romantic music just immediately stops cold.

  Pepper: Is that the night you lot're talking about?

  Tony: (sheepish) Mm-hm.

• During the press conference at the end, when Tony admits that he is Iron Man, every reporter in attendance gets up and starts asking him questions... with the conspicuous exception of the one who mocked his cover story as he was telling it, who just sits there with an I Knew Information technology! expression on her face.

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